Women in thongs that also wear glasses know that they have nice butts because they have 2020 vision. The crazy thing about women that wear both glasses and thongs is that the men they make love to could care less about the quality of their chick’s eye site because they’re too busy trying to get a piece of booty!
Women in thongs that take booty selfies love to post them on all of their social media accounts so they can brag about all of the likes they get. The number one social media account where women post selfies of their butts is Instagram and Snapchat. Many social media experts believe that Tik Tok will soon be the number one space where booty selfies and booty videos will be published.
Women that pull down their jeans to show that they’re wearing a thong and then take a selfie are the greatest women in the world today. In fact, the United States Congress has tried passing 17 bills that would make it legal for women to be able to wear just thongs anywhere they go, except the DMV for obvious reasons.
Women in thongs wearing sexy leggings really know what men want. And if you’re a woman that doesn’t know what men want then here’s a hint, men want something from a woman that rhymes with the word “crass”.
Women in black g-strings love showing off their bodies. But that makes sense because why would women want to show off their bodies in a scuba diving suit from the mid 1930’s if they can buy a new g-string from the mall nearest to their condo.
Fit women in thongs should always stay in perfect shape so that they always look amazing when they wear almost anything. Basically, fit women aren’t doing themselves any favors by eating donuts for lunch.
Latina women in thongs should be able to do whatever they want whenever they want.
Brunette women in thongs should always start their day with a healthy breakfast because they need to keep their bodies in perfect shape.
Blonde women in thongs are such a turn for men that are attracted to blondes and butts. So it doesn’t take a scientist to figure out that all men fall in love with this big booty babe the moment they see her wearing just a thong.
Women in thongs that that hide their faces in booty selfies do so because they’re very ugly; many times they use the hashtag “butterface” to let men know how unattractive they are in person.